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This is the ultimate handbook Semen Bartenders PDF #200 for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harv. I had food poisoning last week You know how it is Chills Fever Fatigue Nausea Vomiting Its a miserable experience But then I recovered Reading this book I flashed back to last week Chills Fever Fatigue Nausea I didn t vomitbut it was a near near thing Every cocktail had shockingly well produced tasteful photos of the drink that made the gagging so so much worse I now have a Pavlovian response to the word frothy ugh hyueghIs the book as sincere and genuine as its tone I have no idea The distressed voice in the back of my head screams screams that this has to be a joke or a troll or an art piece I want to believe But I also know that people eat human toes in cocktails on a regular basis willingly pay for apple flavored shots of horse jizz drink vaginal yeast beer and do shots with live fish This doesn t even touch on the booze with random dead animals in it What I m trying to say is that I 100% believe there are people that would willingly drink and seek out these cocktails even seek them out for than a shock editorial piece I don t even know This is beyond Poe s Law This isPoe s Constitution Poe s Government Here there be monsters

Read Semenology The Semen Bartenders Handbook

Semenology The Semen Bartenders Handbook

Rning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advic. I was gonna start off my 2020 have read pile with you know an actual book but since I heard some guy read through this on his podcast and he had a link to the pdf well cum shots and sweet sweet frothy semen it isAs far as whether this mad lad is serious about slinging his seed into any cocktail he can think of or this is meant to be an extended gag I don t know but uh this sure is a book that exists

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Ested ingredient Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail The connoisseur will appreciate lea. Bahaha this guy is back Remember the fun we had with his last bookTo be clear I do not actually want to read this book I just want its existence to be noted


5 thoughts on “Semenology The Semen Bartenders Handbook

  1. says:

    I had food poisoning last week You know how it is Chills Fever Fatigue Nausea Vomiting Its a miserable experience

  2. says:

    Bahaha this guy is back Remember the fun we had with his last book?To be clear I do not actually want to read this book I ju

  3. says:

    I was gonna start off my 2020 have read pile with you know an actual book but since I heard some guy read through this on his podcast and he had a link to the pdf well cum shots and sweet sweet frothy semen it isA

  4. says:

    fredrik knudsen i love you

  5. says:

    A jaw dropping good timeThe pictures are out of this world

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